How to pick up chicks in Quake 2

A MOST AGREEABLE PASTIME

Stay a while and listen while I break from my usual M.O. of reviewing hoards of games to recount an offbeat tale of railguns and romance.

It was some time ago, so far back that I can’t quite recall the exact year, but I can narrow it down to near the end of the previous century. I was wasting time on mIRC, which is technically a program designed for chatting, but in reality is a filthy cesspool of illicit activity and depravity. It must have seemed so idyllic to all us poor, angry youths with emotional issues and flexible morals, but that’s a tale for another time. The point is that I was speaking to an associate from an industrial music room and in the throes of our collective boredom we decided to try our hands at an online deathmatch game of Quake 2.

quake2chick and I don’t mean these…

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2 comments on “How to pick up chicks in Quake 2

  1. I am still single. Guess I’ll buy Quake Champions to remedy that. Love the Metal Gear rug by the way.

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